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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07 2017 4:36 pm 
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If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.
The thread is revived again, after seven months of inactivity

Thank you sir. We needed something to laugh about today

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12 2017 2:17 am 
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(From a reliable source....)

Letter to the Daily Mail: "It must be embarrassing for Wayne Rooney when Everton run onto the pitch to the theme from Z-Cars"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12 2017 2:11 pm 
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Where did I hear this on the radio yesterday?

Elvis Presley falls into the swimming pool and climbs out. He does this ten times. Priscilla says "what are you doing?!" He replies "I just can't help falling in love"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13 2017 12:12 pm 
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The keeper came over and said it was bread in captivity....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13 2017 1:53 pm 
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YODEL delivery

Joke of the year - nuff said!

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PostPosted: Tue May 01 2018 8:17 am 
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A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "yes." He said "Good, can I use your phone?"

I'd better give credit where it's due, recently acquired a double-CD of "The Comedians" (40th anniversary reunion!), that one was from either Duggie Brown or Ken Goodwin...

Recommended....


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06 2018 3:17 pm 
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Seasonal joke.

"Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom."

"That's timely, I can give you some cream for that."

Thank you, I'm here all week.....

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07 2019 4:40 pm 
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If only they'd spolled it right...! :roll: :doh: :P


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16 2019 7:07 am 
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Q: Who Is The Most Unpopular Football Supporter In The World?

A: The Borussia Mönchengladbach Supporter who shouts :

“GIVE US A B”

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